I don't know how...but I am the target of some of the most interesting spam mails. I mean I have never ever shown my inclination towards wanting a bigger...umm you know what... but most of the emails that I get are as follows: Before reading, exit if your are under 18.

Charlotte Beard: Impress your Girlfriend.

Dear Charlotte no thanks, but I am impressed by your lovely Beard

Luann Phelps 12 Inches ain't so bad.

Oh yea Ms Phelps I can hear your 12 decibel (inch) yelps

Malinda Holt: Enjoy life to the Fullest

You are in for a Huge Jolt Miss Holt

Augusta Hobson: Gain 3 +  

Only 3+ Augusta?? Won't that leave you with Hobsons choice??

LeAnn Headd: Get a bigger today

Leann which way are we Headding??

Evangelina Britton: Get 7+

OMG now I know why anything Evangelical is such a hit

Suzanne Barlows: Who has the bigger Pen1's

Dear Suzanne what is a pen1??

Hilary Eldridge: Add 3 in Length race  

Now Hilary you want to add 3 democrats or republicans in the race??

Erika Bruce: Get a bigger today impale Jean.

Erika get your priorities right, you want me to get a bigger today to impale Jean and not you?? Why??

Jill Montgomery: Become a new Man Max XI  

No thanks Jill! Luann Phelps has already yelped for 12 inches.

More to come soon... I am eagerly awaiting more spam mails.